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Pluto Walks the Earth, Chapter 37

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Pluto Walks the Earth

Pluto Walks the Earth, Chapter 37

Sangre de Pluto

Bob Garfield
Mar 2
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Read Pluto Walks the Earth, Chapter 36: The Fault Is in the Stars

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Franny

The other drivers, in black suits, they’re standing at McCarran International baggage claim with signs that say “Mr. Nelson.” “Ms. Krysinski.” “Mr. Park.” “Mr. Rosenberg.”

My guy’s says: “Pluto.”

Sure, why not? The livery guys are looking at me a little odd. Like if it said “Uranus.” So I’m happy when the good-looking kid comes through the doors lugging two big bags and makes a beeline. He drops the luggage in front of me, puts out his hand and says, “That’s me. Pluto McDowell.” I says, “Francis X. Rafferty,” and he shakes and says, “Nice to meet you, Mr. Rafferty.” And I says, “Just Franny is good.” And he says, “Yes, sir.”

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