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Pluto Walks the Earth

Pluto Walks the Earth, Chapter 59

Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot

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Bob Garfield
Aug 02, 2023
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Read Pluto Walks the Earth, Chapter 58: I Have a Dream

Juice boxes.

Dale

So here was my week:

Tuesday: Hey, Dale. Your father’s dead. Yeah, your dad was in a hot tub and got electrocuted. Your dad was “regressing” to past lives. Now he’s in a fucking morgue somewhere. You’re smoking-hot stepmom found him, and he was smoking hotter. Your father, burnt to a crisp, Dale.

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