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Pluto Walks the Earth

Pluto Walks the Earth, Chapter 62

What the Fuck Have I Done?

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Bob Garfield
Aug 23, 2023
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Read Pluto Walks the Earth, Chapter 61: Candy Crushed

A vortex of negative energy.

Gus

What the fuck have I done?

But first, my God, what did I fail to do? I knew he was exploring that past-lives nonsense. I knew he thought he was in love with the deplorable Myrrhgenroder. I knew he was ditching Vineeta for the goddamn rebirthing. Why did I let him? Why didn’t I stop him? He was my responsibility. I am his master. Why did I abandon him to his naïve adolescent fantasies?

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