I suggest that to best enjoy Bob Garfield's rewrites one must belt them out using opera-voice volume. The only problem then is to moderate the guffawing to be able to simultaneously laugh and sing. Exhausting, but worth the effort. Then listen to David Sedaris read his Santaland Diaries ("Little elf! LITTLE ELF!") If that menu doesn't get your endolphins swimming through your veins, you may need drugs.
I suggest that to best enjoy Bob Garfield's rewrites one must belt them out using opera-voice volume. The only problem then is to moderate the guffawing to be able to simultaneously laugh and sing. Exhausting, but worth the effort. Then listen to David Sedaris read his Santaland Diaries ("Little elf! LITTLE ELF!") If that menu doesn't get your endolphins swimming through your veins, you may need drugs.